Sabrina: The Animated Series follows the magical misadventures of teenage witch Sabrina Spellman as she balances mortal life with supernatural responsibilities, guided by her eccentric aunts Hilda and Zelda and her scheming talking cat Salem. The series explores themes of responsibility, friendship, and the humorous chaos of magic-gone-wrong through witty dialogue and relatable character dynamics.
This curated collection highlights 25 iconic quotes that capture the show’s humor, heart, and timeless lessons about growing up.
Hey what am I? Chopped liver?
(Episode: A Halloween Story)
Salem Saberhagen
Reacting to being overlooked for babysitting duties, showcasing Salem’s egotism and desire for validation.
I’m also older than you and I can lick my back
(Episode: A Halloween Story)
Salem Saberhagen
Highlighting Salem’s centuries-old wit and feline pride when questioned about his capabilities.
Yeah I screamed, ya should’ve seen the bill
(Episode: The Doctor Is In)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s sarcastic take on medical expenses, blending humor with relatable frustrations.
I think she means the 1780s!
(Episode: Dance Fever)
Zelda Spellman
Zelda’s witty historical correction during a dance theme debate, showcasing her dry humor.
Good move, Quigster!
(Episode: The Big Squeeze)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s cheeky praise-turned-insult that triggers Quigley’s anger, revealing their contentious dynamic.
You’re grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster
(Episode: The Big Squeeze)
Uncle Quigley
Quigley’s exasperated retaliation, emphasizing Salem’s talent for provoking authority figures.
When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and…?
(Episode: Witchful Thinking)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem hosting a magical quiz with absurd logic, satirizing witch culture.
Wrong! The answer was cement
(Episode: Witchful Thinking)
Salem Saberhagen
Revealing the punchline to his surreal quiz, showcasing the show’s nonsensical humor.
It could be raining
(Episode: It’s a Miserable Life)
Chloe Flan
Chloe’s jinxed remark that ironically summons rain, illustrating magic’s unintended consequences.
You just had to say it
(Episode: It’s a Miserable Life)
Sabrina Spellman
Sabrina’s resigned response to magical irony, highlighting recurring cause-and-effect themes.
Tell me where the cat nip is or I’ll blackmail it out of you
(Episode: Cat Showdown)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s over-the-top threat for catnip, emphasizing his dramatic flair and vices.
I’m a giant bivalve. Go figure
(Episode: Wishful Thinking)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s deadpan acceptance of a wish gone wrong, showcasing his adaptability.
Why hello there, Smellman!
(Episode: The Witch Smeller)
Gem Stone
Gem’s taunting greeting to antagonist Tim, revealing her mean-spirited confidence.
Yeah well I didn’t really like seeing the first of ya
(Episode: The Witch Smeller)
Hilda Spellman
Hilda’s snarky dismissal of villain Tim, displaying her no-nonsense attitude.
I babysat for Atilla the Hun
(Episode: Hilda’s Birthday)
Hilda Spellman
Hilda’s absurd historical boast, highlighting the Spellmans’ ancient backgrounds.
Signed by the Pharroh himself!
(Episode: Hilda’s Birthday)
Hilda Spellman
Hilda proving her age with magical evidence, adding depth to her ancient origins.
In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters
(Episode: Family Matters)
Sabrina Spellman
Sabrina’s wry acknowledgment of her supernatural lineage, blending humor and honesty.
Uh-oh!
(Episode: Cyber-Sabrina)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s panicked reaction to blackmail, revealing his vulnerability and comedic timing.
This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you’re in a hurry
(Episode: Time and Again)
Spookie Jar
The jar’s nonchalant apocalyptic warning, satirizing magical recklessness.
I’ve coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you
(Episode: Sabrina’s Bad Day)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s brutally honest assessment of Sabrina’s mood, showcasing his blunt support.
Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!
(Episode: Gem and I)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s vengeful solution to Gem’s insult, highlighting his protective yet petty nature.
Touch that egg and you’re getting a major flea bath!
(Episode: Eggheads)
Zelda Spellman
Zelda’s threat to Salem, illustrating her authority and Salem’s rebelliousness.
It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!
(Episode: Batter Up!)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s baseball critique of Sabrina, blending sports humor with magical ineptitude.
It’s not the ingestion I’m worried about. It’s the out-jestion
(Episode: Button, Button)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s witty panic after swallowing a button, emphasizing his comedic hypochondria.
Yeah like I’d really sell out!
(Episode: Salem’s Hollywood)
Salem Saberhagen
Salem’s principled refusal of TV fame, revealing his unexpected integrity.
