Jackie Chan Adventures follows the adventures of archaeologist Jackie Chan as he battles ancient demons and dark magic alongside his wise Uncle and spirited niece Jade. The series masterfully blends action, comedy, and heart while exploring themes of family, responsibility, and the balance between good and evil.
This collection showcases the most memorable quotes that capture the essence of each character and the show’s enduring appeal.
Ancient proverb: Do not fight when you can run!
Episode: Various
Jackie Chan
Jackie’s practical wisdom perfectly balances action hero bravado with common sense
One more thing, Jade has the Monkey Talisman
Episode: S1 E10 (The Jade Monkey)
Uncle
Uncle’s iconic phrase introduces crucial plot information in his characteristically urgent manner
What a good slave you make, Jackie Chan
Episode: S2 (Demon Portal Arc)
Shendu
The Fire Demon’s mockery reveals his manipulative nature and disdain for humanity
I can handle a little bad luck Jade
Episode: S1 E11 (The Dog and Piggy Show)
Jackie Chan
Jackie’s overconfidence before Uncle’s protective charms showcases his stubborn heroism
Uncle is needed. Demon chi is very powerful
Episode: S5 (Demon Chi Arc)
Uncle
Uncle’s selfless dedication to fighting evil despite physical limitations demonstrates true courage
You disrespect Uncle? Uncle took you in. Put roof over your head. Put food in your belly. Lots of food, and this is how you repay me?
Episode: Various
Uncle
Uncle’s heartfelt outburst reveals the deep family bonds beneath his gruff exterior
The Rat Talisman is the key to my freedom, Valmont. It will reanimate me to flesh and bone
Episode: S1 (Talisman Arc)
Shendu
Shendu’s explanation establishes the high stakes of the talisman quest
A wise and talented amateur, whom I know and trust
Episode: S1 E1 (The Dark Hand)
Captain Black
Black’s recruitment speech acknowledges Jackie’s unique value beyond professional credentials
I’ve hatched a mondo plan to take down the J Team’s archnemesis Barthomew Chang
Episode: S4 (J-Team Arc)
Jade
Jade’s enthusiasm for adventure shows her growth into a capable team member
Call me crazy, but I’m thinking it’s time for security upgrade
Episode: Various
Jade
Jade’s dry humor during crisis moments highlights her resilience and quick thinking
In your dreams, Chan!… I’m here to throw a little barbecue
Episode: S5 (Demon Chi Arc)
Drago
Drago’s fiery threat combines his literal fire powers with menacing wordplay
But I will not repeat your mistakes father!
Episode: S5 (Demon Chi Arc)
Drago
Drago’s declaration of independence from Shendu shows his ambition and family conflict
Surrounded! Outnumbered! Maybe I shouldn’t have gone solo
Episode: S5 (Demon Chi Arc)
Drago
Drago’s rare moment of vulnerability reveals even villains can doubt themselves
I cook. I clean. I travel the world to be smothered in fish. And you thank me by demanding many more things
Episode: Various
Tohru
Tohru’s comedic complaint about his thankless role adds humanity to the gentle giant
Great minds think alike
Episode: S1 E10 (The Jade Monkey)
Jade
Jade’s observation during a team moment celebrates the family’s shared cleverness
Jackie, the coolest thing ever happened; I went and ran off the bridge but I didn’t fall; I stopped in mid-air and then I ran back just like in cartoons!…I can fly!
Episode: S3 (Animal Powers Arc)
Jade
Jade’s excitement about her newfound abilities captures the wonder of magical discovery
Fooling around?! I just saved your butt
Episode: S3 (Animal Powers Arc)
Jade
Jade’s indignant response to Jackie’s dismissal shows her growing confidence and capability
Language, Jade. The Dark Hand is after you and I want to know why
Episode: S3 (Animal Powers Arc)
Jackie Chan
Jackie’s parental concern mixed with protective instinct perfectly balances family and adventure
This is the last time
Episode: Various
Jackie Chan
Jackie’s recurring promise he never keeps becomes a running gag about reluctant heroism
Oh, I’m really just an amateur
Episode: S1 E1 (The Dark Hand)
Jackie Chan
Jackie’s humble self-assessment contrasts sharply with his extraordinary heroic achievements
And garlic is good for you
Episode: Various
Uncle
Uncle’s practical justification for magical protection charms shows his endearing practicality
Have you learned nothing?… Chi Master Fong tells me so… And he also tells me he is pleased that the balance between light and dark has been restored
Episode: S5 E13 (The Powers That Be: Part 2)
Uncle
Uncle’s final wisdom celebrates the series’ core theme of maintaining cosmic balance
They’re old jeans anyhoo. Oh, you mean the whole turning into a cat thing? Was wondering about that
Episode: S3 (Animal Powers Arc)
Jade
Jade’s casual reaction to transformation showcases her adaptability to magical chaos
Space Needle lair, gone. The Thunder Demon Chi, gone! And any faith that I ever had that you three were strong enough to defeat Jackie Chan, GONE!
Episode: S5 E9 (Stealing Thunder)
Drago
Drago’s frustrated rant reveals his growing respect for Jackie’s persistent victories
Not without Uncle’s lucky charms. Garlic. Good for digestion, and for luck. One more thing, rabbit’s feet. They work better when they’re still on the rabbit
Episode: S1 E11 (The Dog and Piggy Show)
Uncle
Uncle’s bizarre protective ritual perfectly blends superstition with genuine care for Jackie
