The Emperor’s New School follows the arrogant Emperor Kuzco as he navigates Kuzco Academy to earn his diploma and reclaim his throne, facing constant sabotage from his former advisor Yzma disguised as Principal Amzy. The series blends humor with themes of personal growth, responsibility, and the value of genuine effort over shortcuts.
This curated collection highlights 25 iconic quotes that capture the show’s wit and Kuzco’s journey from self-absorption to empathy.
If you fake your homework, you’ll only fake graduate. And then you’ll be a fake emperor
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Malina
Context: Malina challenges Kuzco’s integrity, emphasizing authenticity over deceit in his journey.
Can’t you see I’m busy thinking of ways to crush Kuzco’s chance of graduating?
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Yzma
Context: Yzma’s blunt villainy exposes her relentless ambition to usurp the throne.
But you’re the principal. Aren’t you supposed to help the students?
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Kronk
Context: Kronk’s naive morality contrasts with Yzma’s scheming, highlighting his inherent goodness.
It’s perfect perfect perfect! If Kuzco loses that race, I become Empress! Ha-ha—
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Yzma
Context: Yzma’s glee at Kuzco’s potential failure underscores her single-minded pursuit of power.
Kuzco… is a bunny!
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Yzma
Context: Yzma’s shock at Kronk’s potion blunder adds absurd humor to her villainous plans.
Kuzco Academy is no ordinary school. None of that readin’ and writin’. Uh-uh. This is more vocational than educational
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco’s narration establishes the show’s satirical take on academic traditions.
I’m Kronk. I’m so big and strong and fast. Look at me. I can make smoothies
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kuzco (mocking Kronk)
Context: Kuzco’s jealousy-driven mockery reveals his insecurity about Kronk’s popularity.
You’ve gotta let Kuzco win, or he’s going to get the snot beat out of him!
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Malina
Context: Malina’s concern for Kuzco signals her evolving friendship and his vulnerability.
You, me. Throw down
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kronk
Context: Kronk’s challenge showcases his loyalty to Yzma and competitive spirit.
I’ll perform the rest of the scene with… hand puppets
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco uses humor to deflect emotional exposure, masking his insecurity.
Okay, I know. I just tipped the scale of self-pity way past 10
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco’s self-awareness marks early growth in recognizing his flaws.
You’re cruel and insensitive, makin’ fun of him all the time. It’s not nice
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Malina
Context: Malina confronts Kuzco’s bullying, advocating for kindness and maturity.
Ew
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kronk
Context: Kronk’s disgust at violence adds comedic relief to tense moments.
Let’s just get this over with
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco’s impatience reflects his avoidance of genuine effort or conflict.
So… What are we doing again?
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kronk
Context: Kronk’s forgetfulness underscores his endearing, simple-minded loyalty.
Everyone got your emperors, umm frogs. Well let’s get chopping
Episode Details: 3 (The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog-Man)
Speaker: Yzma
Context: Yzma’s ruthless command highlights her disregard for others in her schemes.
Which happens to be my name, since I, Emperor Kuzco, paid for the school
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco’s boast reinforces his initial entitlement and self-centered worldview.
I hear you won’t be emperor anymore if you don’t beat Kronk
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Malina
Context: Malina pressures Kuzco to confront challenges, emphasizing high stakes.
Chaca’s homework. Uh, so that’s their last name. The homework family. That’s weird
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Kronk
Context: Kronk’s literal thinking provides comedy while exposing his naivety.
Kronk! This’s the wrong homework. Look at the name
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Yzma
Context: Yzma’s frustration at Kronk’s errors reveals her dependence on him.
Actually, I’m like cheering the name of the school
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Malina
Context: Malina’s school spirit contrasts with Kuzco’s self-absorption.
Yes!
Episode Details: 1 (Rabbit Face)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco’s triumph after passing his first test shows his relief and determination.
You forgot his cute butt
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Malina
Context: Malina’s crush on Kronk adds lighthearted romance to the rivalry.
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait. What do you girls see in that guy?
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kuzco
Context: Kuzco’s jealousy highlights his insecurity and desire for validation.
That’s what I’m talking about! It’s on, buddy!
Episode Details: 7 (The Big Fight)
Speaker: Kronk
Context: Kronk’s enthusiasm turns conflict into comedic camaraderie.
These quotes exemplify the series’ sharp humor and character dynamics, tracing Kuzco’s evolution from a self-obsessed heir to a more empathetic leader. Each line underscores the show’s core themes: the importance of authenticity, the value of friendship, and the pitfalls of unchecked ambition.
