Totally Spies! follows Beverly Hills teens Sam, Clover and Alex as they juggle mall trips with missions for WOOHP, the World Organization of Human Protection. Friendship, girl-power, comedy and gadget-packed action drive the series.
The quotes below capture those themes while tracing the girls’ growth across crises and classrooms alike.
Simon says stop, Sam!
Episode Details: (S01E05 “Child’s Play”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Clover snaps a hypnotised Sam back to reality, displaying quick-thinking teamwork.
I guess we’re lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies
Episode Details: (S01E07 “The Fugitives”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Sarcasm masks real fear as the girls clear their names, underlining the show’s humour-under-pressure.
Oh, Sammy! I’m so sorry I called you a thief and a traitor!
Episode Details: (S01E08 “Abductions”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: A heartfelt apology reinforces the unbreakable bond that powers their spy trio.
Time for your punishment!
Episode Details: (S01E11 “Silicon Valley Girls”)
Speaker: CHAD
Context: Villainous bravado raises the stakes, reminding viewers of the dangers the girls face.
I could care less about being a dumb high-school homecoming queen
Episode Details: (S01E12 “Queen for a Day”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Clover learns that true leadership tops shallow popularity.
What are we gonna do, Sammy? Mandy’s got those two brainiacs and that yoga guy
Episode Details: (S01E16 “The Black Widows”)
Speaker: Alex
Context: Alex’s anxiety reveals her growth from comic relief to committed strategist.
Sammy, tell me again why we’re going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs!
Episode Details: (S01E17 “Spy vs. Spy”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Competitive pride surfaces when rivals threaten the team’s status.
Here’s to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again
Episode Details: (S01E18 “Evil Boyfriend”)
Speaker: Sam
Context: The trio swear loyalty after a romance nearly tears them apart.
It’s best being happy with whatever size you are
Episode Details: (S01E21 “Passion Patties”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Body-positivity message delivered through Clover’s fashion-centric lens.
We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old
Episode Details: (S01E22 “Soul Collector”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Fear of premature aging blends comedy with real stakes.
While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?
Episode Details: (S01E23 “Malled”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Sharp comeback puts bully Mandy in her place, stressing accountability.
Lumière thinks he’s nimble… Lumière just got busted by three tough chicks
Episode Details: (S02E01 “A Spy Is Born – Part II”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Victory quip flaunts girl-power after an on-set showdown.
Eww! Tunnel gunk—that’s the last time I wear designer boots to the desert!
Episode Details: (S02E02 “I Want My Mummy”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Fashion obsession collides with fieldwork, underscoring the show’s style-meets-spy trademark.
Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy’s ring is melting my face
Episode Details: (S02E02 “I Want My Mummy”)
Speaker: Alex
Context: Comic peril shows Alex’s wit even when buried alive.
She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin
Episode Details: (S02E03 “Evil Hair Salon”)
Speaker: Alex
Context: Adorable fairy-tale mix-up highlights Alex’s innocence amid danger.
YES! Sammy, Clover, quick! You’ve got to help me think of an excuse!
Episode Details: (S02E04 “The Yuck Factor”)
Speaker: Alex
Context: Desperation for a social exit shows teenage priorities versus spy duties.
Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we’re spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger
Episode Details: (S02E05 “It’s How You Play the Game”)
Speaker: Sam
Context: Sam balances honesty with secrecy, emphasising responsibility.
Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time. Last night, I completely reorganised my handbag closet
Episode Details: (Recurring line, first heard mid-Season 2)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Post-break-up resolve and comic vanity rolled into one.
Jerry, would it kill ya to send a limo, just once?
Episode Details: (Multiple episodes)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Clover’s running gag pokes fun at the girls’ rough WOOHP extractions.
Now I know what sushi feels like
Episode Details: (S02E02 “I Want My Mummy”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Humour breaks tension when seaweed traps the team.
And this must be what cooked sushi feels like
Episode Details: (S02E02 “I Want My Mummy”)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Follow-up joke showcases resilience under pressure.
We’ve got a villain to catch
Episode Details: (Series catchphrase)
Speaker: Sam
Context: Sam’s no-nonsense call to action drives many missions.
Time to go to Plan B!
Episode Details: (Series recurring)
Speaker: Sam
Context: Improv spirit when gadgets or plans fail.
Do we even HAVE a Plan B?
Episode Details: (Series recurring)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Comic doubt underscores the trio’s seat-of-the-pants style.
Someone has to take the fall
Episode Details: (Series recurring)
Speaker: Clover
Context: Clover’s quip after downing a droid merges humour with decisive action.
